WITNESS ME! 

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 03/14/2016 at 15:38 • Filed to: None

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Xyl0c41n3 > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:40

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I’m guessing this will become the new Sebring convertible and Fiesta sedan.

I'm ok with this. Heh. :)

CalzoneGolem > Xyl0c41n3 03/14/2016 at 15:41

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I think the SSR actually looks better chrome wrapped. There might be somethings wrong with me.

Your boy, BJR > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:44

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Or something right

not for canada - australian in disguise > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:44

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citizennick > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:46

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This is definitely his Valhalla moment.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:49

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WITNESSED

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:51

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I’m ok with this actually.

Die-Trying > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:51

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funhouse mirrors?

JR1 > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:52

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SO COOL

EL_ULY > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:53

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That looks rather rad!!! I approve this shiny thing :]

Schaefft > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:53

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I like the SSR a lot, ever since I’ve found out about it in Midtown Madness 3 when I got my Xbox!

Steve in Manhattan > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:55

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Fire will kill it ... and a match.

CalzoneGolem > Steve in Manhattan 03/14/2016 at 15:58

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:(

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 15:58

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As someone who hate’s excessive chrome...

I like this. It works on the same level as a chrome wrapped Escalade.

CB > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 16:00

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I knew a guy in junior high whose dad owned one of these in yellow, I think. It was pretty neat.

Urambo Tauro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 03/14/2016 at 16:05

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Or a Naboo starship.

JR1 > Xyl0c41n3 03/14/2016 at 16:13

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No! This is too cool for that to ever happen.

BorkBorkBjork > Steve in Manhattan 03/14/2016 at 16:48

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It lives, it dies, IT LIVES AGAIN!

AfromanGTO > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 17:14

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Why no chrome wheels? Orange side marker needs to be clear too.

I would drive it. Especially if it is a manual SSR.

LongbowMkII > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 18:07

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Chrome works.

TheRealBicycleBuck > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 19:35

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Just watched that again last night. My wife wasn’t impressed.

Tapas > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 20:36

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Lol this reminds me, there’s a dealer north of Houston that sells American metal (among other things) and has like 20 of these. (Not chromed - fortunately)

BaconSandwich is tasty. > CalzoneGolem 03/14/2016 at 22:17

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I like it too. I think it might look better in aluminum and rivets though.

CalzoneGolem > BaconSandwich is tasty. 03/15/2016 at 07:51

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Yes. 1 Billion times this!

CalzoneGolem > TheRealBicycleBuck 03/15/2016 at 07:52

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I watched it with my wife once and her eyes rolled so hard that they fell out of her face.

CalzoneGolem > AfromanGTO 03/15/2016 at 07:53

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Nah, that’d be too much chrome.

AfromanGTO > CalzoneGolem 03/15/2016 at 14:24

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There’s no such thing! I want to sear the retinas of every aircraft pilot and pedestrian in an 8 mile radius!